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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I would be greatly obliged if those of you who've not already done so downloaded my book before midnight. It's at #5 in the terrorism category and I'd really like to get it to #1.

    Pretty please :cheesy:
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 11, 2015
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  2. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    I read.

    The premise doesn't grab me.

    I prefer stories where people get disillusioned and threaten to build their own world.

    Where a guy tries and tries but nobody notices.

    Where laughter really is the best medicine.

    The labels.

    Coocaddens.

    The LYT.

    Where it's not safe to work.

    Where Juan Guy is @alwaysright
     
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    B-C, Dec 12, 2015
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  3. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I can't help if you/people don't understand (hence my signature).
    I prefer to call it the 'real world.' Many wouldn't recognise it because it contains common sense.
    People do notice - but their apathy is too strong to care. - by apathy, I actually mean selfishness.
    Laughing at all that is wrong in this world won't make problems disappear - and shows a lack of dignity for human life.
    My name isn't John Fawkes ! - it's alwaysright even if I'm not always right.

    Nice try - but you're not having your dignity back any time soon - and if you're not careful I won't send you a Christmas card.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Coocaddens and the LYT are in the final book.
     
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  5. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Can I be in coocaddens in the book ?
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** off ****
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 12, 2015
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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Laughing is a damn sight better than any of the sanctimonious bollox you spew.

    Keep my dignity. I wiped my hole on it anyway.
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Can you handcuff a chatacter to a shopping trolley and push it into a canal please Jip?
    I read about this happening in London a while back and thought it was a clever and cruel way to bump someone off.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Jip, I think you should definitely mention omelettes in your next book. Maybe one with superpowers or just a mind of its own that goes about killing people?
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    How much are the 2 books on paperback?
     
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  11. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    About £7
    My first one is signed so when Jip dies it may get me a fiver on e bay .
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You read them both, Simon?

    N e gud?
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Fantastic read .
    He manages to get most of the GC regulars in by name.
    Leutenant Welham is a great villain .<whistle>

    The books are quite chunky too .
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Any gid for hiting the wife wiv?
     
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  16. Patience

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    The LYT should be in the next one as the powerful worldwide drug and violence organisation, just like in real life.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I should be in it as a criminal mastermind in charge of an anonymous organisation he'll bent on domestic abuse.

    You could call it.....Recther
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jan 13, 2016
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    She's too fast .
     
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    Are there any pictures in it?
     
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    Shut the **** up, you insufferable old poofter.
     
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