Cakes.

Do you guys in the UK have a cake called a cream horn? They have been part of Oz culture forever. I remember as a child in the 60s, the family would pile into the car for a 30 minute drive to a cake shop in the boonies. We'd buy a **** load of cakes. Trouble was that the old man would get the classy stuff, while us kids got the ****ty, cheap stuff. We'd be be eating ****in' lamingtons and the like while was scoffing cream horns. The ordeals have left me emotionally scarred. Even now, I have nightmares about cakes. Has this cake a place in the UK shops?

 

Not that I know of.

And it sounds frightfully pornographic, not something us Britishers would want on sale to young kiddies.

 

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I'm aghast that the Australians would market such a rudely named edible good to kids OR adults for that matter.

Appalled.

 

I'm similarly appalled at this blatant use of double entendres in the world of puddings.


I almost choked on my Spotted Dick.

 

Oi! I'm the fat cnut who does food threads on here, stop nicking my ideas!

 

you don't normally see a horn quite that stuffed with cream. A trio of ****ing belters there, mate.