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Cabinet Reshuffle Wid Ye

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  1. gas

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    Nicky Morgan (promoted to Cabinet)
    Was a junior Treasury minister, now education secretary. Wid nae.

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    Liz Truss (promoted to Cabinet)
    Was an education minister, now secretary of state for the environment, food and rural affairs. Ah wid
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    Baroness Stowell (promoted to Cabinet)
    Was a local government minister, now leader of the House of Lords Wid nae

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    Claire Perry (promoted)
    Was a government whip, now a junior transport minister Ah wid

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    Anna Soubry (promoted)
    Promoted to more senior role at Ministry of Defence Ah wid

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    Amber Rudd (promoted)
    Was a whip, now a junior energy minister Ah wid

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    Priti Patel (brought in)
    Was not previously in government, now exchequer secretary to the Treasury Ah wid

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    Penny Mordaunt (brought in)
    Was an unpaid ministerial aide, now a local government and communities minister Ah wid

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  2. Mick

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    Do any of them actually deserve their promotion or did they just have a vagina?

    The question wouldn't be asked if it wasn't for arty farty feminist movements <Toby> No one accused Thatcher of getting an easy ride to the top just because she was a woman.
     
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  3. Mick

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    btw, aye and maybe.
     
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    Hard to tell really Mick as I doubt many of us (me included) are in a position to say exactly what they have done in their careers and what marks them out as being better than any other candidates. In fairness i suspect that if any of them have not been outstanding in comparison to their peers they'll be no different to some of the men who also got promoted.

    Oh and, for the record, I would concur with your aye and maybe <ok>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

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    FFS, Gas. You missed Esther McVey, the most pumpable one.

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    They'd all be a ****e ride i'll bet, lying there looking at the ceiling thinking about the Budget.
     
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    David is a smart cookie, he is going for the female vote which will resonate with the Scotch women as they cannot abide Salmond and Sturgeon.

    Well done David. It's time we rid this country of blatant sexism and get some decent looking flange in.

    Esther is an absolute honey. And she is incredibly intelligent moreover.

    More power to women I say.
     
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    Well if you were on top of them you couldn't really blame them fatso could you?
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    I'm not fat, i'm big boned
     
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    We all saw the "exclusive" curry video porky.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

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    Don't be fooled by that frumpy, librarian-esque exterior. I'll bet she's a demon in the sack.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    I hear she's in the KKK, a Wizard beneath the sheets.
     
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    It's a no from me but Roy Wood.
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Well said, Drew
     
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    Having been castigated on my 'own' teams' forum for replicating 'sexist' comments from the National press - all I see is this ^^^^ type of comment AND the Supernorwich thread about beastiality -- where the chap subject of the link states that he understands animals better than women. I dare not make any comment that contains any reference to ANY gender of the human species - otherwise I'll probably get my balls cut off.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Ah wid.

    All of them except the Baroness and Clare Perry just because she's a scary yet condescending puddin' who gives me the willies.
     
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    The bottom two aye. The rest naw. Priti wouldn't be pretty by the time I was finished with her anti-Scottish arse mind!
     
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  18. Cruyff's Turn

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    What about Dr Therese Coffey?
     
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  19. bucks_is_leeds

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    Anyone? Ok, i'll bite. What the **** you on about? Who cares what you can or cant say on your own board? Your fine to say what you want on GC, Jips the gun round here <ok>
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    Priti, Penny and Esther for me.
     
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