Covering an empty office in the week between Christmas and New Year saves having to take annual leave when it isn't needed but the boredom is getting to me. I am up to date with everything including filing my bogies alphabetically, bugger all else to do. I've even tried drinking loads of tea just for an excuse to go for a piss. Got access to 'tinternet but our firewall means no filth other than what you lot of depraved animals post on Not606. I've got to sit here staring into space for another 3 hours, any chance of something interesting to look at?
I got caught 'pretending' to have a piss before and got nicked. I was in the fruit isle at Tesco at the time though.
I love that while eating an entire sponge cake on her own the chubster has an empty packet of sweets on her leg. Like Wham said, if you're gonna do it, do it right!
