By far the greatest team the world has ever seen

[video=youtube;4jt4WSEwL5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jt4WSEwL5E&sns=tw[/video]

The players of Farnborough FC, following sponsorship by Paddy Power, have changed their name by deedpole to various legends of international football. The full list of players and who they have renamed to is below:

Previous Name
Legend Name
Position

Kevin Ainsley SCRIVEN
Gordon BANKS
Goalkeeper

Oliver George TREACHER
Silva Rocha ROBERTO CARLOS
Defender

Joshua Adam HUGGINS
Lothar MATTHAÜS
Defender

Adam Hugh DOYLE
Paolo MALDINI
Defender

Alan Francis INNS
Alan HANSEN

Defender
Paul Jinnah MASSAQUOI

Marcos Evangelista de Moraes CAFU
Defender

Nathan KOO-BOOTHE
Bobby MOORE

Defender

Thomas Andrew McGARRY
Franz BECKENBAUER

Defender

Reece Nicholas JONES
George BEST
Midfield

Stephen Thomas LAIDLER
Paul GASCOIGNE
Midfield

Scott Paul DONNELLY
David BECKHAM
Midfield

Merrick Anthony JAMES-LEWIS
Zinedine ZIDANE
Midfield

Tyrone Michael Justin BERRY
Johann CRUYFF
Midfield

Daniel BENNETT
Lionel MESSI
Strikers

Reece William CONNOLLY
Gary LINEKER
Strikers

David Charles TARPEY
Diego MARADONA
Strikers

Elvis Zark HAMMOND
Edson Arantes do Nascimento PELÉ
Strikers

Spencer DAY
José MOURINHO
Manager

Leigh James Thomas DYNAN
Paddy POWER
Assistant Manager

Simon John GARDENER
Sir Alex Fergurson
First-Team Coach

Roger Leslie PEIRCE
Terry Venables
Kit Man

 

Already covered in Beefys PL.

 

Well that's pretty daft.

 

PL, this is not Saints related, nor is it an agreed thread to be opened outside of Beefy's thread. I ought to delete it, but I'll close it instead, so people can still watch the video.