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  1. eduardolinares

    eduardolinares New Member

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    Buy fake passports,driver's licenses,identity cards,visas,birth certificates,Diploma, etc
     
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    eduardolinares, Apr 22, 2016
  2. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Got any football boots?
     
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    armchairblue, Apr 22, 2016
  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Dvd's?
     
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    Sucky, Apr 22, 2016
  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'll take 10 <ok>

    All in the name of McLovin
     
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    Treble, Apr 22, 2016
  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Can't find my lighter, can you get me a lighter?
     
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    Spurlock, Apr 22, 2016
  6. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    You got any joke books? Need four and counting...
     
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    Zanjinho, Apr 23, 2016
  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Can I get a Law Degree please?

    Name - Mick Hucknall
    University - Oxford.

    Thanks.
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 23, 2016
  8. Mantis

    Mantis Well-Known Member

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    Is that a command or a request?
     
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    Mantis, Apr 23, 2016
  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I need hub caps, the scousers are all in jail and I need them now
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Apr 23, 2016
  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    HRH has a car with hubcaps <laugh> #gypo
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 23, 2016
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  11. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Can I get a Law Degree please ?

    Name - H Iag
    University - Cambridge

    Thanks
     
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    gooner4ever, Apr 23, 2016
    Born again Humanitarian, Skylarted and enigma like this.
  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Can CFC have a season ticket please. So he can post a picture of it and pretend he's a lifelong fan.

    Question: if he buys 2 can you throw in a plastic flag? :biggrin:
     
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    Treble, Apr 23, 2016
  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Can I have a League title ?

    name - Liverpool FC
    delivery - next year

    thanks
     
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    gooner4ever, Apr 23, 2016
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Can I get a new manager please.

    Name : Arsenal
    Delivery : asap
     
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    Sucky, Apr 23, 2016
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  15. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Do you have any tutorials (DVD or book) on how to do the Oakey-Koakey? Stan's looking for something to give to the Blue Coats at the Butlins he goes to every year, in Blackpool.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Apr 24, 2016
  16. Naas Blue

    Naas Blue Well-Known Member

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    Do you take monopoly money as payment ?
     
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    Naas Blue, Apr 24, 2016
  17. Stan

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    I'm after a bootleg copy of Nena's 1983 classic 99 Luftballons. I will pay up to £1.30 for a good quality version.
     
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    Stan, Apr 25, 2016
  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Do these documents come with spaces after the comma?
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 25, 2016
  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... throw in cuttings of her armpit locks and I will gazzump Stan's bid by 70p ...:)
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 25, 2016
  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... could you get me first refusal on Bodmin Gaol, if it ever comes on the market ... I'm thinking of turning it into a 'professional advisers' theme park where middle aged men can go and join the House's of Conveyancing, Estate Agency, Barristers, Burger Flippers and Red Coats and engage in a Game Of Thrones style re-enactment with real weapons ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Apr 25, 2016
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