Business Opportunity for a budding entrepreneur

Clear out your garden shed, invest in a cheap A3 advertising poster on a 2x4 for out in the road, a coat hook for the 'clients' clothing and a lockable tin for all the cash ... anyone think they're qualified enough?

http://www.cnngo.com/bangkok/shop/ladies-come-thailand-and-get-your-boobs-smacked-809478

 

So slapping their tits makes them bigger, but slapping their arses makes them smaller. Hmmm. Ahm no convinced.

 

But the Thai Health Ministry claim it is legit after 6 months extensive research .. how can you question that?

 

Oh well in that case.

I shall show her this tonight and proceed to slap the **** out of her, and this time it will actually be for her own good rather than me just saying it's for her own good.

 

Based on this theory I'm going to bash the **** out of my cock.

 

Think the Thai Health Ministry beat you to that idea ..

 

Think I may have trouble convincing mine of the health benefits.... tis a shame this chap hasnt done extensive research that all women should swallow spunk every day as that will also make their tits bigger..

 

Yep, I think the boat was missed on that one before wimmin's lib. If only the ****in scientists had done us a favour and told a wee lie about the benefits of semen ingestion we'd all be a lot happier.