My friends are in Australia and keep putting photos on facebook every 5 minutes to show us waht a wonderful tiome they're having. Does hoping that the fires ruin their holiday whilst causing them no personal harm make me a bad person?
There were warnings a couple of years ago the a guy called Alan K Eader was responsible for setting some of these fires.
Not at all, though the likelihood is that it will just make their holiday all the more adventuresome causing the posting of even more pictures. I made it through the night by the way everyone, two hundred hectares burned. Police have banned the green brigade from entering bushland with flares from now on.
Wise move. Flares let spiders and snakes climb up yer trooser leg. Drainpipe pants tucked into your socks and not even the most adventurous black widow is going to have ready access to yer bawsack.... What was it your secret santa got you?
Holy **** thank god... OMFG... I heard the news whilst out with a few associates and my initial thought was 'Oh no... rogueleader' accompanied with the chill up the spine... Got myself to the nearest internet cafe and here you are thank the lord... Bye
In the event that - heaven forfend - you do come to a fiery, smoky end, you must promise to posthumously post on here via GC medium extraordinaire Jon Acworth
skinny jeans possibly for the spiders or converse style trainers possibly to outrun fires ... or possibly the whole ensemble.. a sort of modern day crocodile dundee
The Byron Bay bush fire ( Mrs Rogue sets fire to bush with cigarette ) please log in to view this image
please log in to view this image I was trying to get a sketch from monty python / holy man in the wilderness with burning bush ... now Im beginning to think I imagined it .. must be the smoke inhalation.
