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Burnt bun?

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  1. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Meghan Markle's pregnancy is overdue, but is hardly mentioned in the media :bandit:

    Is she really pregnant or are they waiting to see how dark it is before deciding whether to strangle it and claim it was stillborn - or not?
     
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    Tiddler, May 2, 2019
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Ja606 ---->
     
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    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Will.i.am ll
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    would be funny if it comes out black.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Like a red wine and Guiness ****e
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Sure will be massa.

    Oh lordy, lordy.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    According to Chris Evans, it has already been born.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Captain America?
     
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  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Half-caste lizard according to a source close to the source.
     
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    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Kirk Broadfoot and the microwaved egg lol.

    Oh sorry. Thought it said burnt hun.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Avengers AIN'T going to be the same without Cap and Metal Mickey.

    I'm gutted AIN'T I?
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    This lad has potential. Not unlike Paul McStay.
     
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    BC when he tried to iron his jeans when he was still wearing them.

    soz, thought it said burnt ****.
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, May 3, 2019
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Edgy as ****.
     
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    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  17. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The half blood prince is also a tranny.
    Sensational stuff.

    Big Phil will be sorting the contracts out now.
     
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    rogueleader, May 3, 2019
: er fisted gook's son for 27p

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