Does anyone actually celebrate this ****e anymore. I mean he was a womanising drunk with various sexual diseases who wrote crap that half the time doesn't even rhyme. I mean I know he is from Ayrshire but FFS (no offence Tarquin). Much as I love Haggis, Neeps and Tatties, why is this chosen? I even love the vegetarian haggis. ****in bagpipes as well, what a ****in dirge. Did Bobby play the pipes or something?
I'm taking the wee man out on his first Haggis hunt tonight. We normally catch ours up the Campsies where they roam on the mountain-sides. Ideal weather to catch them too.
The Americans use baseball bats the English cricket bats and the Scottish use golf clubs to beat teenage boys up... That`s lovely
The self hate from Scots/Britons has always baffled me. Go on yourself Bazza, hope the wee man enjoys himself. Mon Eck
The self hate from Scots/Britons has always baffled me. Go on yourself Bazza, hope the wee man enjoys himself. Mon Eck
And in Culter they club foxes at the local golf course. Still, better and more humane than being chased by a bunch of Hooray Henry's and Henriettas and some crazed starving dogs.
There was a story that Aliester Crowley took some Americans on a haggis hunt by his house on Loch Ness. From what I recall the yanks shot a sheep with horns strapped to its head.
As for the OP... Never bothered wi Burns Night and the attendant ultra Scottish ****e. Love ma haggis neeps an tatties tho.
