Match Day Thread Burnley v Toon

Crack on.

 

I'm beginning to see why everybody complains about ACS's matchday threads.

Monday Night 20:00 kick off at Turf Moor.

I've got a bad feeling about this match. Think it's going to be a dour one. Away from Home on a Monday night. Both Lawro and Merson have predicted us a win. Either 1-0 to Burnley or a bore draw for me.

 

Is this it?

“Crack on”

That’s a match day thread now!! Absolutely no detail at all. You couldn’t make it up or at least Chippy couldn’t.

Just one word. Standards

 

We will get beat.
We will have a player sent off.
It will be windy.

 

Oh and Mitro to start

 

Too bleedin’ late now mate, too bleedin’ late.

 

Here you go as requested.

 

And what a big crack you have fatty.

 

1.1

 

We are doomed. Our run of form has been characterised by match threads being posted the day before the game. This is far too early - probably cos during his extensive pre-thread research Chippy failed to notice it was a Monday night game.
Its only saving grace is that it is so crap it could quickly be reclassified as off topic and we can do a proper one on Sunday.

 

Looks like one of the MODS (whoever they are) agreed with you and amended it.

 

Heck you’re getting as bad as that cheat Heed with the name changes. It’s almost as if I don’t know who you are anymore.

 

Sorry Groot.

I blame that Trevor / Morgan Freeman / Sebb's Campaign Manager / Mitro's Choreographer / Penfold's Adviser, he started it!

 

When did we get a player called Windy and why will he get sent off, eh?

 

Well come on Chippy, old boy, answer the lady.

 

So if we lose it will all be Windy Mag's fault?

 

It’s a surprise.

 

The lack of transfer surprises in the Summer was...

 

Well said.