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Burning pee and bollock pain

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Not ****ing nice folks <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Feb 6, 2012
  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    You need to lose your virginity <ok>
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  4. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I did a long time ago. That may be the problem.
     
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    Sam Axe, Feb 6, 2012
  5. Baw Claw

    Baw Claw Active Member

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    Sounds like you might have been baw clawed......or you've got the gay AIDS
     
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    Baw Claw, Feb 6, 2012
  6. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I wouldn't start to read a big book.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Let me guess, your cock looks like this?

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    (You know you want to click on it :))
     
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    Toby, Feb 6, 2012
  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Was that you at the weekend? <grr>
     
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  9. Baw Claw

    Baw Claw Active Member

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    Yeah, I was the one that gave you the gay AIDS at the weekend <ok>
     
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    Baw Claw, Feb 6, 2012
  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    You should go get it checked out at the doctors. You may have a water infection.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Feb 6, 2012
  11. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    On a serious note it sounds like you have testicular cancer. Good luck with that.
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I had awful baw ache at the weekend, Dougie the baw ache expert reassured me it wouldn't be baw cancer though
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Looks like you'll soon have one of these babies shoved up your Jap's eye.

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    Enjoy.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Feb 6, 2012
  14. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    or prostate - either way - get checked - we need you here so that we can take the piss out of you ( pun intended )
     
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  15. brb b0t

    brb b0t Active Member

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    dull ache in the left baw?

    classic gay
     
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    brb b0t, Feb 6, 2012
  16. Baw Claw

    Baw Claw Active Member

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    <laugh>

    Or half a baw claw <ok>
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Sam's sympathy seeking mistake.
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 6, 2012
  18. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Either that, or Chico Jetset has just racially abused two Native Americans.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Feb 6, 2012
  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Cystitis for the burning wee, men dont get Cystitis normaly, so get it checked out, as it may be prostate related.
    Epididymis cyst for nad pain? (feel the area)


    Then report back for piss taking :)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Feb 6, 2012
  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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