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Burial, Cremation ...

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    or summit else!

    When ye snuff it, how do you want to be left?
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** off you morbid bastard!
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Taxidermy
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    This will save GC
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    I'm thinking Venom will go for cremation.

    He's already half way there.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Turned into a sex doll.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 15, 2014
  7. Null

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    dibs
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

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    You'll be dead long before me. Maybe we can be buried together, with my corpse penetrating yours.
     
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  9. Null

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    **** off Toby ...
     
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  10. gas

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    When I finally die mouth all a frothing
    I'd like to be put in a chipboard coffin
    Put in the oven and burnt to toast
    And come back and haunt you ****s when I'm a ghost


    Wrong fred<doh>
     
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  11. Null

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    Maybe get Damian Hirst to set us in Formaldehyde...
     
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  12. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I'll email him now <ok> Easily the winner of the turner prize
     
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  13. Null

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    Tracy Emin could take a **** on it ...
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I'm getting horny
     
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  15. Null

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    Coocaddens isnae flooded any more ... 6pm?
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    It will be by 6.03pm
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Viking funeral is the way to go. Float down the Thames on a burning longboat.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    <laugh> ffs!
     
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  19. Mind The Duck

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    <laugh> just thought the same thing
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

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    Get stuffed.
     
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