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Burd in the office - update

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Some time ago I'd posted that there was a burd in our office who was a bit of a BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. She was blessed with junk in the trunk and a fantastic set of tay tays but you wouldn't spend much time looking at the mantlepiece whilst stirring the embers if you know what I mean.

    She must be getting the message from someone 'cos recently she has opted for tops that advertise the goods and skirts that have revealed a fair set of pins. There is even a hint of make up.

    I would like to take the opportunity to thank who ever it is that is slipping it to her for bringing out the inner beauty.

    End of broadcast, thank you.
     
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    Pics?
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    no, what do you mean?
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    There's a few office 8's / real life 6's in here.

    They look better sitting beside some ugly birds but alongside normal women they are nothing special.

    A few years ago I was out on my Xmas dinner and an office 10 / real life 8 invited me and another girl back to hers.

    In my drunken mind I was thinking "ROAST!"

    How gutted was I to get back to the house to find her husband there.

    She then ended up being a total dick after a combo of weed, booze & coke.
     
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  6. QPR New York

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    At least you guys have office 6s and 7s to look at...
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    sausage fest in here
     
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    Reading between the lines, Medro spunked in his pants and puked over her minge after two tokes while her mate gobbed her out, and then threw himself at the mercy of her husband begging him to **** him in the arse and come in his mouth for being naughty...
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You were thinking roast with two birds??

    Were they gonna double dildo you?
     
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  10. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    How come all your comments seem to revolve around gay sex?

    No was hoping they would les it up.

    What's with all the bitchy comments, is it because you made an arse out of yourself then I made an arse out of ya too?

    It's alright some people have trouble learning their days of the week.
     
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  11. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Cuz he is a bloody big **** <ok>
     
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    What you mean is "how come all my comments about you revolve around gay sex"<ok>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Well the only comments I see you making is about gay sex. If you're gay, fair enough. Thats your choice.

    You seem to go into a bit too much graphic detail when placing me in these fantasies of yours.
     
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