The butterface in our office with the gravity defying tay-tays had started to wear a bit of lippy and moved from the frumpy gear into tighter tops and skirts thus displaying her ample charms for all to see. I had posted that she must be getting her hole but I am now not so sure. It turns out the new agency temp is a screaming left footer and I think the burd's appearance is due to his Gok Wan type influence. So, not getting the message from anyone, just turned into a ***-hag. The other day she bent over in one of the new outfits and I thought I was in for a treat but to my horror she has more hair on her back than a mountain gorilla. End of report.
There was a tent at RockNess last year with "Flat Oot, Get Yer Rat Oot" written on it in marker pen. I couldn't stop laughing, ****ing belter.
Back before I deposited the moniker on the Geordies, I wrote "Dog Rapist" in big letters on my mates tent while he was sleeping in it. The next year I wrote "The Child Hunter" on it, some **** from Buckie outdid me by having "Fritzl's Basement" written on his one though.
at least give us her name. then I'll add her on facebook and charm the pants off her with a few love poems
