This may sound a tad harsh and what I'm about to say will no doubt upset Perry but here we go. I hope he does go out there, tries to score some bugle, gets caught in possession of said bugle and is summarily executed. It could happen.
In all honesty and fairness, give the lad a chance. He deserves a good club. Probably a nine iron round back of his ****ing head!
apparently the golden dragon on 'essle rerd have bid. hufung garden on anlaby rerd enquired. lan chu house are also very interested. they all need a delivery driver!
Had he have not been injury prone and a total cock off the field, he would have been brilliant to have in the regular side. He apparently joined us because he was worried about his future in the game... It was all about security. What a ****er.
He just wanted to find the first bunch of mugs which were happy to take in his bullshit, so he can be injured, earning £40k a week and then blow it on hookers, alcohol and drugs. He's a top notch bellend.