Day 1: Press Conf, big smiles, big ambitions bla bla bla.. Matches 1-3: Bullard scores excellent free-kick lays on a couple of assists - fans love him end of week 3: Bullard snapped out on the piss in Milton Keynes.. the fans love it - he's a lad about town.. (have they got any fans BTW?) week 4: Bullard picks up small "knock" in training, misses weekend game week 5: Bullard breaks down in training, needs a rest & jets off to Nice for a "relaxing weekend" end of week 6: Bullard spotted dancing on bar tables in town - falls off and shatters knee week 7: Bullard flown out to Dr Steadman in US which costs the Dons a mint week 9: Bullard will be out for 2-3 months Christmas: Bullard on lash in Birmingham, caught with stripper & a couple of young players from the Dons in wild night out New Year: Bullard back in training but complains his knee feels "funny" mid-Jan: Bullard returns for big game vs Sheff Utd - gets smashed by one of their hard-cases next morning: Bullard out of 6-9 months according to Milton Keynes medics following week: Bullard appears in beer ad, rakes in millions end of season: Bullard flies out to LA to appear in new movie by Guy Richie "Born to Run" end of season awards ceremony: Bullard late but turns up with high-class hooker pre-season training: Bullard turns up pissed and is told to go home pre-season friendly: Bullard refuses to play citing the oppositions as thugs.. something Doncaster Rovers don't object to.. week 1: Bullard placed on gardening leave transfer window: MK Dons send Bullard out on loan to Hayes & Yeading...
