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Bullard article in The Observer - poor journalism

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  1. Bosco

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  2. Stuart Blampey

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    "Our chat concluded, Bullard insists on picking up the tab, then driving me a couple of miles to the train station: small details, but in this game invariably the sign of a good egg."

    You gullible ****
     
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  3. The Omega Man

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    Typical Bullardshit.
    Can you imagine a Bullard run team. Training, nah. Tactics, just pass to each other, lads. Team talk, you're having a laugh. The phrase "just go out there and enjoy the game" will be all the players would get.

    There will be a television series next. "Footballers do have em" A light hearted look at footballs funniest practical joker" hosted by footballs most loveable rogue Jimmy Bullard.

    Programme one features that classic "getting sacked for being a complete ****"
    Programme two "How to jump over a fence when your knee's are crocked"
    Programme three "How to get fit by sitting drinking in a bar"
    Programme four will be cancelled because he did not turn up.
    Programme five "How to **** up a television series by being a ****"
     
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  4. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I tell you what else fooks me off - the way when people talk about how 'comedy' he is and they always bring up the Phil Brown teamtalk as an example of his hilarity. Everyone worth their salt knows, as admitted by Jimmy hilself, that is was Maccas idea and whoever scored the goal would do it. Had to be that massive ****er though didnt it?
     
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  5. Stuart Blampey

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    I always thought the Bullard-Brown goal celebration was a dig at the national media obsession with that incident, unlike the media themselves who perceived it as a cheeky dig at Phil Brown.

    Remember when Bullard scored that pen it was one of the highlights of our most recent visit season in the top flight.

    Mega rich mancs fluked a goal before half time then got pegged by dogged City right in front of our travelling support.

    The dismay and despondency around the rest of the ground was a sight to behold.
     
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    The writer's surname is Glendenning. Those of you from Beverley will know that's a sure sign that he's a ******.
     
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    Good paper, The Observer.

    Good article, that.

    Though it doesn't include any Pearson-fuelled bullshit, along with every other media source. So it must be ****.

    Keep dreaming boys, keep dreaming.
     
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    Agree but the rest of the country (other than probably Fulham fans) haven't been shafted by this buffoon, otherwise they would be thinking exactly the same way..
     
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  9. Cillit Bang

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    Fulham FC: "Jimmy Bullard is a crocked ****!"

    Hull City AFC: "Jimmy Bullard is a crocked, lying, dodgy ****!"

    Ipswich Town: "Jimmy Bullard is a lying, dodgy, non-moving ****!"

    MK Dons: "Jimmy Bullard is a ****!"

    Jimmy Bullard: "I'm a laveable, cockney
    Chappie!, I lav shots n giggles, appews an' pears! An awl that staff!"

    Seriously?
    Who's the ****ing mug?
     
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    "contract terminated" it reads.. our journalist friend presumably didn't enquire why.. Slovenian prostitutes anyone??
     
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    Wonder how much of a fan of Bullard this "journalist" is.
    So Bullard wants his team to play in a certain way - wonder how that will happen in a Division 2 side where the players don't have the talent to be able to play that way.
    There is no way on this planet that any chairman would appoint him as manager - there are how many reasonable and qualified managers out of work already. and a drunk destabilising influence would not be trusted even to run most clubs' social club
     
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  13. Oregon Tiger

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    Didn't we try that once, with a certain Mark Hateley?
     
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  14. originallambrettaman

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    I have pointed out to the author that he's been duped and Jimmy is in fact a Grade A twat.

    He didn't respond.
     
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  15. westhulltiger

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    Bet Jimmy becomes a jeweller!
     
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  16. Jimmy Graham's bald head

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    Can you share his email addresss? I couldn't see how to get in touch. I'd be keen to let him know my views on Bullard and his article also!
     
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    Found him on Twitter...

    https://twitter.com/bglendenning
     
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  18. Jimmy Graham's bald head

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    Ah, I don't get the whole twitter thing. Please do me a favour and have a go at his lazy journalism for me and inform him that Bullard is a mercenary dispicable **** lacking a single bone of professionalism in his body and that's why he'd never make it as a manager.
     
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  19. andy payton's mullet

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    Did I read the story right - did it say Bullard burned his fingers on his toast??!!

    I've been to a few cafe's in my time and I've never had toast hot enough to burn my fingers!!
     
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  20. Oregon Tiger

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    obviously you don't get impatient and stick your fingers in the toaster to get the bread before it pops.
     
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