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Building a Chemical Weapons Factory in Your Kitchen

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  1. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    Eddieveeee has built a chemical weapons factory in Central London for less than £300. With little more than two weeks work I amassed an armoury of chemicals capable of killing thousands of people. My investigation has revealed gaping holes in security as all of the equipment was bought anonymously with cash and no questions were asked. The factory could produce:

    - Enough ricin to kill hundreds of people.

    - Sufficient mustard gas to choke and maim thousands.

    - Enough vitamin c to kill a heroin addict

    - Enough furniture polish to blind a horse

    - Sufficient paracetemol to produce a dirty bomb

    - Enough sand to bury a cat

    - Phosgene gas in sufficient quantities every week to burn and suffocate thousands of people.

    - Nerve gasses that could paralyse a city with fear.

    A raw material for producing ricin was bought from the high-street shop Boots. The main ingredient for making a “home-brew” nerve gas was bought from the supermarket Safeway. Most of the equipment for the weapons factory was bought from AJ Cope, a London-based company supplying schools with lab equipment.

    Another school supplies company, RL Slaughter, sold me the raw materials for making the poison gas phosgene. Only one firm, the London Swimming Pool Company, which supplies pool cleaning chemicals, asked any questions.

    Garth Whitty, a former chemical weapons inspector in Iraq, said: “The fact that it proved so easy is very very worrying.

    “There are plenty of chemicals and agricultural pesticides which can be used to make weapons. It’s very difficult to stop fanatics from getting hold of them and converting them into weapons. I’d like to think it was a little harder than this though.”

    My investigation discovered that recipes for making terror-weapons are available on the Internet for only £3. One site offered to sell the us recipes for sarin gas. This nerve gas killed 12 people and injured over 3,800 when the Aum Shinrikyo sect attacked the Tokyo underground in 1995. The same site also sold plans for making cyanide gas, an assortment of nerve gases, and poisons made from garden plants. Guides for producing biological weapons such as Anthrax were available.

    The sales pitch for one recipe promised: “Nerve gas is excellent….. nothing more than bug spray for people. It could be considered a weapon of mass destruction just like an atom bomb. With nerve gas one can easily knock out a small town or even a city.”

    http://www.newsmonster.co.uk/invest...emical-weapons-factory-in-your-kitchen-2.html
     
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  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " RL Slaughter "..........a subsidiary company , I cant be held responsible for everything.
     
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  3. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Something tells me we are being watched. <opisafuckingnutter>
     
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  5. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I have weaponised anthrax in my shed.
     
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  6. Dave the Rave

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    I just use hairspray and a lighter if I wanna burn people <ok>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    I have also made napalm
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I use a magnifying glass to burn little plastic people. It doesn't work too well when its Pissing with rain though.
     
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  9. Dave the Rave

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    I also like to burn chinese people
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Racist.
     
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  11. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Just pasted this link on the MET Facebook page. Expect your door to be kicked in anytime.....now
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I really hope this backfires and the come for you.
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I'm not the one discussing making a weapons factory in their kitchen.
     
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  14. eddieveeee

    eddieveeee New Member

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    <ok>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Neither am I.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Safeway shut down years ago <doh>
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    George might get a chap at the door though.
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    Nope I am way too careful
     
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  19. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I built a kitchen out of my old weapons factory <masterchef>
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    I take it you are out of the game then. I am recruiting for one big job if you are interested
     
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