Build a bluebottle aeroplane

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Cheers Jip, I just sliced me fecking fingers off with the razor blade

 

I would but I'm currently on my way to A&E

 

I would actually do this if I could catch the flies..

 

Can I use Bumblebees instead of flies, they are easier to catch and have more pulling power.

 

Bumble bees are nice and would therefore be cruel.. Perhaps use wasps instead.

 

I'm getting some thoughts about using Daddy long legs, Crane flies to use their real name. Them ****ers could pull a plane made out of Lollypop sticks and you could pull off their legs and glue their bodies to the wings.

 

Nice idea.. Was thinking the same as there is one in my lounge..Though I doubt the plane would fly all that well as they aren't the most smooth fliers and are somewhat erratic..

 

That would make for better entertaiment.

 

Random Ana Kasparian picture.

 

my house is clean so i dont have any flies.

 

I created my own C-17A Globemaster III military transport aircraft by sawing the legs off 4 swans and lashing them to a light bolsa wood framework.

 

When we were younger my friend saw a video on the Internet of how to stun a bee/wasp by puttin it in the fridge for a few minutes then tying a string around it to have a bee on a string.

Totally pointless thing to do but he was that type of person. Think he perfected it after about the 4th or 5th one.

Same fella found the story of Sunny Dee turning people orange that he tried it himself, drinking **** loads of it a day.

Unfortunately he was unable to perfect this one.

 

Sick kid in our street years ago used to fry slugs and snails and all types of **** in a little portable burner thingy he had rigged up in his garden. His name was Melvyn Armitage.