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Budgie Aid 2015

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Guru of Ipswich, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    It's Christmas time,
    Norwich fans are so afraid,
    It's Christmas time,
    They've too few points from games they've played,

    And in our world of plenty, we can spread our smiles of joy,
    Throw your arms around the Scum at Christmas time,
    But say a prayer

    Pray for the yellow ones
    At Christmas time,
    It's hard when Town are having fun!

    There's a world outside your window,
    And it's a world of Norwich fear,
    Where the only water flowing,
    Is the hopeless Budgies' tears
    Neil Adam's mobile ringing is a sacking sound of doom
    Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you,

    And there won't be “Let’s be ‘aving you” this Christmas time
    The greatest gift they'll get this year's a draw
    Where no one scores a goal
    No passing football flows
    Do they know how victory feels at all?

    (Here's to us)
    On our way to Promotion
    (Here's to them)
    Travelling to Gillingham

    Do they know how winning feels at all?

    Feed the Budgies (Let them know how 3 points feel)
    Feed the Budgies (Let them know how 3 points feel)
    ...... (Repeat then fade)
     
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  2. THURNBY YELLOW

    THURNBY YELLOW Well-Known Member

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    To be fair Guru not a bad effort but RBF would kick your verse well into touch without doubt. Don't give up the day job if you have one.
     
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  3. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    Well played. Seasonal and topical and to be fair pretty amusing.

    Hope that come May our resident laureate RBF will pen something equally entertaining in the opposite direction.
     
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  4. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    tbf, I can't take the credit, done by another town fan.
     
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  5. THURNBY YELLOW

    THURNBY YELLOW Well-Known Member

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    This is interesting Guru, you speak as if there are more of you than it normally appears
     
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  6. oldcanariesfan

    oldcanariesfan Well-Known Member

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    Which one are you Guru ? Boy George ?
     
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  7. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    basically stolen from the norwich fan who wrote one about ipswich in 2012 using almost exactly the same lyrics. cover versions tend to be disappointing but this one is quite funny to be fair
     
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  8. oldcanariesfan

    oldcanariesfan Well-Known Member

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    True Supers - made me titter (a bit, then I cried) .......
     
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  9. KIO

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    Well we have been giving it large to The Binmen for the last few years, so if we're going to give it we've also got to take it.

    Fair play Guru <ok>
     
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  10. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you boys are taking it in the right spirit it's our chance to take the piss for a change! -
     
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  11. Superman wears Grant Holt pyjamas in bed

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    the fact ipswich are lording it over us is of little importance to be honest. its the least of our worries! they've got their house in order (eventually). we've set fire to our house and we're staring at it from across the road, waiting for the fire brigade to put it out. you never know, some of the good stuff could yet be saved.
     
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  12. KIO

    KIO Well-Known Member

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    How did it ever come to this ? <wah>
     
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  13. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    not the first time that has happened either!
     
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  14. Canary Rob

    Canary Rob Well-Known Member

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    Nice. Though bit of a let down that a Norwich fan got in there first a few years back.

    The Binners have every right to take the p1ss, but since when did they start referring to us as "scum"? That has always been our term for them along with Binners.
     
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  15. THURNBY YELLOW

    THURNBY YELLOW Well-Known Member

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    Are we now claiming sole rights to abusive terms Rob? Binners is fine as it is unique to the Southern brethren but scum is a bit generic to be fair. just an observation....
     
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  16. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I would also point out that "scum" is a horrible word and shows a distinct lack of class - whoever uses it! <ok>
     
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  17. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Great film though! <ok>
     
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  18. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    Undoubtedly! I never go anywhere without a sock full of billiard balls! <whistle>
     
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  19. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

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    Who's the daddy now!

    Oh......bollux! :emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  20. Guru of Ipswich

    Guru of Ipswich Well-Known Member

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    Dave, tooooooo much information!
     
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