Bucket list

Have you got one??

I noticed there are quite a few old bastards on this board some probably approaching death.. Some self inflicted (chokey ****)

So has anyone got a bucket list?? Are there things you'd like to do or see before you turn your toes up?

For me I'd like to do a parachute jump.

I'd like to travel round the USA in a 70's Pontiac firebird.

Go to Australia and go in a shark cage

Visit India.

I'd like to have a threesome with two hookers

 

I'd like to have a chokey bum **** with some guys off of here...

.... you know who you are.

 

For me I'd like to do a parachute jump. done

I'd like to travel round the USA in a 70's Pontiac firebird. not done

Go to Australia and go in a shark cage half done

Visit India. **** that

I'd like to have a threesome with two hookers. done

 

Good work on the threesome with hookers doesn't count if they were complete horrors though .. If however they were particularly fit ones then well done

 

they weren't the best. Thai ones

it was pretty ****e to be fair

 

Reckon that passes

How have you half done a shark cage??

 

I went to Oz and chose the sydney bridge climb over the shark dive

Did you not know I've been to Oz?

 

I'd like to build a shelter for the homeless.

Visit St Peter's Square to see il papa say Mass.

Roll down a big mahoooosive hill.

 

I'd like to climb Machu Pichu and walk the Pyrenean way
I'd like to see Liverpool get relegated

 

I'd like to create peace in the world, forever.

Failing that, one more Aberdeen trophy success would do.

Ok, I'll stick with world peace.

Bah, humbug!!

 

Done the parachute (sky dive from 12,000 feet), and been to India a few times.

Still no had a threesome - it's at the top of my list.

 

Men are weird/one track minded.

 

I didn't bother saying seeing Watford win a trophy as there's more chance of me shacking up with Kate Middleton and buying a 3 bedroom semi on Jupiter than that.

 

What, world peace you mean?

 

Is there a shortage Dan. Or just too pricey??

 

Work and live on a building site in Dusseldorf
Buy and sell antiques in East Anglia
Open a second hand car lot in London

 

There's loads there ER and very reasonable priced too but the commute is an absolute nightmare and I couldn't be doing it every day

 

Aye, Spa Franochamps. It's a ****in belter of a track.

 

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RIP sweet prince

 

Didn't have you pegged as a fatty, lard arse.