The guy who sits across form me (stuart) is just back from a survey for a disabled charity. He was at a house of a woman who has a son about 25 years old but with the mind of a child he is also obsessed with lord of the rings. As stuart was sketching the floor plan, the 'tard came running in shouting "i have caught one i have caught one come and see" so stuart and the mong's mum followed him out to the shed the spazzy opened the door and declared i have caught a hobbit. then out comes a really angry midget. Stuart decided it would be best to come back to the office and return later after the mum has had the time to explain what a midget is.
If he'd caught Brum he'd probably have to start looking for a pot of gold and a rainbow. No doubt Brum would be decked out in a Celtic top or a Charlie and the Boys T-shirt.
the thing that annoys me about this is he had a camera with him and didn't think to take a photo of this magnificent occasion.
