As part of old boy Mr Fenster's savage battering in his annual failed bookmaking venture I have been granted possession of the title of his Boris Fenster account. To maintain the forum's democratic rights I shall let the people of Not606 decide what we shall call the poor failed bookmaker. In keeping with the Cheltenham Festival theme, the possible names relate to that fateful week. I've come up with the below to choose from. All are nice fun names which I'm sure Mr Fenster will wear with pride, like a soldier's war scar if you like. He'll love whatever the choice will be, I'm sure! What I'd like you, the good people to do, is give me your top 3 names in order of preference. Points shall be awarded on the basis of 5pts for 1st choice, 3pts for 2nd and 1pt for 3rd choice. I'll leave the thread open until the middle of next week, to let everyone get a chance to vote should they wish. The new name shall therefore be in place by next weekend at the latest. The contenders TheonlyoneibackedwasAnnie IwasgonebytheArkle IknewtheJSAwasgonehalfwaydowntheback Jezki2TNO0Unluckymyarse IvebeenusingafoodbanksincetheRSA Vautourbrokemyanalsphincter MullinsbosseditIjustlostit ThedodgepotswereNickysafterall#classbets Obviously he can change back after a reasonable period of time, the end of Punchestown seems a natural point. Vote away
1)I knew the JSA was gone halfway down the back 2)Jezki2TNO unlucky my arse 3) The only one I backed was Annie
Dont want to be pedantic but technically, I was gone by the Mares which was the race after the champion, and I didnt back Annie, the only one I backed was Shaneshill.
Good idea I need to think more like a bookie next year instead of a charity, and try not to oppose Wully too much, cause the mugs might get lucky again!
I like the Mullinsbossedit best, most factually accurate and unrelated to anal rippings - I got tore a hole last year, and it has a nice ring to it, no pun intended. IknewtheJSAwasgonehalfwaydowntheback and IvebeenusingafoodbanksincetheRSA are good as well but im not sure you can even make usernames that long!
Guys I'll close the voting up on this on Saturday 3pm. Get your top 3 in by then to count! Still a fair few regulars yet to have their say on this so please use your democratic right to vote and give Boris Fenster the title you feel he deserves The title will be bestowed upon him by Saturday evening!
We have a clear cut winner! MullinsbosseditIjustlostit 18pts TheonlyoneibackedwasAnnie 10pts IwasgonebytheArkle 5pts Please feel free to change your MOG name over when you're next online Boris! Fair play to you, you've given us all a laugh and taken it in good spirit! We all just wish real bookmakers had your approach! They were short for a reason Cheers
