Steve Bruce has just released this following statement regarding his current position at the SOL on Monday 28th November at 630pm, on the steps of the SOL. "Well, wa still here despite your worst efforts and wa fighting on to live another day. I keep saying it but we wa unlucky v Real Mad.................erm Wigan Athletico Sporting Club of Barcelo...................er Wigan. I tried to tell ya aarl afor the game that they were a fantastic team and will have Europe in their sights after Saturdays result. I thought we did well to hang in until the 89th minute before attempting the long forgotten Charlie Cairoli "goalie and centre back **** it up big time' routine. This was thought to have been lost in the archives of comical defending but luckily Eric (Black) was at a car boot sale and came across the DVD. 101 ways to bugger your day up. Incidentally, it was while he was there he bought my new tactical awareness book from a lad from Ashington for 50p, who was clearing out his attic. I must say, I thought some of you where frightful on Saturday, the way you reacted to our defeat, especially when it was all your fault anyway and resorted to name calling. Eric had to open an new box of man-size tissues in the dressing room for me. I reserve special mention to that that big nosed fat Mackem bastard Cestriamackem and that mustard trouser wearing dog shagger Syd who is apparently after my job so I hear. Then there is that spotty twat Bruceys Beak and Dorset smelly ****, Flanders cabbage farts, Billy (I'm not calling him cos he scares me) and not to forget Stinky breath Comachio. Fat Heed concrete tony, Flag up your arse High, RAW Potatohead, Poo Pants Parker, chubby Moorsley, sidthefatbastardmackem and even that smelly CypriotbastardSyd who eventually turned on me as well. You're aarl a bunch of twats anywez. I think its very poor to resort to personal insults but its all your fault now anyway as I said (I did mention its got nowt to do with me didn't I). Anyway, I not pissing off as Ellis has said divvent worry hinny (he has really bought into the NE now), I;m giving you the chairman's vote of confidence so there. On a side note, I thought it was bloody good of my old pal Martin O Neill to drive all the way up to the NE today, just to offer me some kind words and support. He's gone into see Ellis as well although now and I didn't realise they knew each other to be honest. Still see you all at Coventry next weekend, or at least thats where Ellis has said you will want to send me now. I'm off to have a night out with aarl me mates and you may know some of them. ChappedArse, Tash, 5-1 and Titote - wa aarl stinking fat Geordie bastards together eh?." Bastards.
You're a very hostile and confused individual Cest. The fact is Bruce has done wonders for your club and the real problem you have boiling up inside you is NUFC are doing so well. I know that's hard to admit, however we all know it's true. If you are 1 point ahead of us your'e all over the moon even if your'e only 10th.
