Brownie was in for the Fleetwood and Limerick managers jobs

I can't believe Fleetwood sacked the manager because the chairman didn't like the style of football. And that the chairman may have told fans before he told Mellon

 

their gaffer looked like an umpalumpa
had made a success on the Humber
till he signed Rocky from Mask
the teams position dropped fast
unlike the life he saved of that jumper


:/ ok a bit crap

 

gather round in a circle with me
you're not going in at half-time for tea
my tactics a joke
my cardies be-spoke
and the players i sign have one knee

 

God bless ole Tangoman Phil
As a coach he thinks he is brill
Life wasn't dull
When he managed our Hull
But at least we didn't have Knill

 

There was a man called Brown.
His teams end up going down.
He was never a bore.
His team just couldn't score.
He might get a job as a clown.

 

There once was a man named Brown
Who got sacked and then we went down
It was a stupid decision
Made by a man with no vision
Adam Pearson was a ****ing clown

 

There was a cracking one from OregonTiger on the thread called Brown to Limerick a few days ago. I'm on my phone and can't work out how to link to it....

 

There once was a man with a tan
and at first i was a big fan
then he went ****ing mad
team selections were bad
what was left was a man with no plan

 

He'd be better suited to being manager of Blarney United FC the bull**** he used to come out with sometimes

 

There was a manager called Brown
Who brought top flight football to our ground
There were some great days in our city
But what a great pity
The man ended up a right clown.

 

Once upon a time
There was a man named Brown
He was good at first
We had no Geoff Hurst
and then we went down
He turned pretty ****
The players were unfit
He liked his headset
He didnt have a pet
And he wore a suit
But never ate fruit
And thats the life of Brown.

 

It's pretty sad really.

 

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

Not relevant but funny

 

As soon as I saw your name I knew this'd be gold.

 

There was a woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.