Hola Bitches... Just got back from Cuba this morning (and then had to drive up from Manchester)... just up after a kip! Had a great time, drank a shedload of rum n perved at loads of burds in wee bikinis! Unfortunately, my resort was popular with French Canadaians (arrogant fat ****s) and Brits! Here's a rundown of the Brits I saw on holiday - and avoided! Fat Hun Everyday at the pool with his Rangers shorts on and Rangers rucksack... **** was about 50! Even wore his two Hun taps at dinner a few nights! Wedgie Wedding Party Load, brash and talked constant ****e. Main **** thought everybody should know about the famous Glasgow Sellik Brummie Family Thick as ****. Spent most of the time reading to each other from ****ey woman's magazines. Welsh Couple Welsh!!!!!!! Mancs Most of them constantly either doing a bad Peter Kay (I know he's from Bolton but same diff) impression and thinking their jokes where hilarious or acting like Liam Gallacher! **** the typos... I'm still knacked!
Two Argentinian guys got thrown out of the complex for sneaking in 6 cuban hookers and having a massive party... I never got invited <sad>
Welcome back Now and again you'll meet fantastic fellow brits on holiday - sadly you have to encounter the 98% of ****s in order to find them
Pud have you seen the Southern Comfort advert? Every time it's on, I was thinking about you walking along the beach in Cuba please log in to view this image
This will be an unpopular opinion but I met a decent Scouser and his Mrs! To be fair, he was in his 40s and wasnt a scally, did say "la, lad, mozzy, sound, or ay"
Nope, all true... French Canadanians are arrogant ****s! Worse than yanks abroad! They mainky spoke French but at times talked English with each other but only spoke French to the staff of the resort
