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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. YerMaw

    YerMaw Well-Known Member

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    AMAZING!!
     
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    I must admit - Muggy Malone's stuff is HARD-HITTING!

    It's like he is detonating 'TRUTH BOMBS'.

    Or he's just a cvnt.

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Uncle Colm

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    On 23 June 2016, Geoffrey Betts, the managing director of a small office supplies business in Marlow, Buckinghamshire, had high hopes for his firm, and the British economy, when he voted for Brexit.

    “I thought we would be like … ‘here we go, here we go. We are going to become the most competitive country in Europe and we are going to be encouraging business.’ Now I think: ‘What have we done?’”

    In late 2020 Betts decided there was no option but to set up a depot inside the EU single market – in the Netherlands – at considerable expense, to avoid costly delays in transit, mountains of Brexit-related paperwork at the border, and VAT issues when sending goods to customers on the continent.

    The switch means that, 18 months on, he has retained a decent slice of trade with customers inside the EU. But because his goods are now distributed from the Dutch depot, tax revenues which would have gone to the UK exchequer now go to the Dutch government instead.

    #projectfear though <doh>
     
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  5. Treble

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    The UK’s economy depends on its innovative SMEs to grow yet, thanks to Brexit, these very companies face a crippling “Farage Tax” of new admin, costs and delays.

    #projectfear though <doh>
     
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  6. Treble

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    <laugh>



    One can only hope he has a pistol with him when it does.
     
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  7. DMD

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    Making **** up after **** up, and then trying to bury it by trying to change the topic or claim other people's posts actually meant something other than what was written is what him and his fellow ****wits have done for almost a decade.

    He winds himself up to a frenzy, and then tries to claim it's everyone else having a meltdown. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  8. Treble

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    Whatever you say Lobster Boy :emoticon-0142-happy
     
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  10. Farked19

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    But the whole concept of " haemorrhaging " votes in by elections us a false one. On average by elections have turnouts 25% down on GE's. ( nearer 50% if you use the Quarter Wit calculation of percentages model) this of course means that fewer votes are cast, strange as this may seem to 0.25 Wit. The corollary of this is that fewer votes mean smaller majorities. Although both seemed quite healthy on Friday morning. Still Tubs will win two more elections. Before he wakes up and realises that cocaine gives you bizarre dreams.
     
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  11. DMD

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    You're quite the failure. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  12. DMD

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    You're proving my point about changing the object of the initial post ya thick ****. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  13. Farked19

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    So posts should not change throughout the thread? We should still be discussing the Boer War? In any axes I don't accept your argument. It's about turnout and distribution of votes.
     
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  14. DMD

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    Of course the topic can change, but what you and your fellow ****wits do on a regular basis, is try to change the context of a post to suit your own bigoted narrative, and then argue against your fictitious view rather than the actual post. That's pretty much what you've attempted in that reply

    It just shows you as either too stupid to understand a post or weak and lacking a substantive argument of your own.
     
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  15. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I expected that would be your response. You are yet another brain dead imbecile that cannot manage anything longer than a text message. I see that you got likes from a number of the other imbeciles. <doh>
     
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  16. QuarterMoonII

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    What a surprise (not) that the Communists at the RMT are allowed to make FACTUALLY INACCURATE statements and the terminally stupid believe them without checking. That article contains several other FACTUAL INACCURACIES about other train operators.

    First Group is a huge company that operates buses and trains. It employs 30,000 people in the UK. Its two divisions First Bus and First Rail are two of the largest transport operators in the UK. As I stated, First Rail made a profit of £108.1m on operating costs of £3,619.9m in 2021.

    Anybody that actually bothered to read the FACTS rather than take that cretin Mick Lynch at face value would see that First Group sold its three North American bus businesses for nearly £3bn in 2021. It also made a big payment towards the black hole in its pension fund (good news for employees in that scheme) and it restated its 2020 rail accounts to take into consideration changes to the rail franchising contracts.

    It returned £500m to shareholders by way of a share buyback dated 27 October 2021. Most of this money came from the sale of the bus businesses. The buyback saw the company’s share price rise by 9 per cent that day.

    So did it return £500m to shareholders from profiteering on railways? No. The RMT is lying. FACT.

    How long will it be before one of the Leftie imbeciles responds “didn’t read”?
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    Did read, didn't believe it.

    I believe you stamped your little foot, when you typed in bold tho.
     
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    I read the shouty capitalised words.
     
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  19. QuarterMoonII

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    Boris Johnson 'actively thinking about' third term as PM

    Boris says that he is going to serve three terms. Parkhurst or Pentonville? <laugh>

    The next General Election will probably result in a disastrous Lib-Lab-SNP coalition that will destroy the country as they do not have a good idea or leader between them.
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    The country is destroyed already. Hadn't you noticed?
     
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