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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Archers Road

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    One of the best presents I've been given this century, was a Waterman's fountain pen. Extremely well made, proper craftsmanship, and a pleasure to write with. It even went in the washing machine twice, and emerged undamaged. You couldn't do that with a computer keyboard.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Exam board OCR said it was introducing "new texts by diverse authors" for its 2023 English Language and Literature A-Level.

    Looks like the Paddies are not diverse enough, can't wait to see who will replace Friel and Heaney.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-61996045
     
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  3. Easter Road 1980

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    They're even trying to get 1984 by Orwell removed from Universities ffs!!

    Doesn't fit the modern day woke ideology.

    I ****ing give up.
     
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  4. Archers Road

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    Are you fond of a bit of poetry Ciaran? Famous Seamus was a Fenian, so right up your street. And as a Potato Wog, he ticks all the right boxes, apart from being a boring bastard.
     
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  5. Ciaran

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    Seamus threw his lot in with the Brits not long before he died then Brexit happened and he now looks daft, legacy ruined and black marked.

    https://www.irishcentral.com/news/n...never-be-a-united-ireland-188813881-237758971
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

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    She's playing away, I wonder if he knows?
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

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    It is difficult, for a muggy **** of very little brain.
     
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    Strikes in the EU has nothing to do do with brexit

    Try harder next time runt child.
     
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  11. Bwood_Ranger

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    It does though because you’re in the wrong passport queue shouting slowly in an unintelligible dialect at a bloke you think works at Alicante airport to be allowed through with your black passport.
     
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    Blue. It’s blue. There’s no black in the Union Jack
     
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    The blue identifies as black, silly <ok>

    Anything goes these days.

    Keep up.
     
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    It fits the ideology of this government.

    Perhaps a little too well, they don't want kids making the obvious connection to how come chocolate bars, are half the size they used to be.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^^^Oh dear. Thick as ****ing mince <laugh>
     
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    Have you even read the book?
     
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  18. Bwood_Ranger

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    It was a GCSE book in my day so banning it from universities would’ve been a bit pointless.
     
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    ER is a prole for sure
     
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    There’s someone very important here who thinks they’re O’Brien.
     
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