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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell you spent time writing that nonsense <laugh>
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Once the churches are empty it’s over for us all.
     
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  3. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    These are the issues we are currently facing and are all problems apparently, and it’s down to a party who haven’t been in power for the best part of a decade and a half.

    I really like number 10, especially as the whole rant sounds like a collection of daily fail headlines.
     
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  4. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    11 is a blinder but I’m sticking with empty churches.
     
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  5. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    Number 6 was a new one on me not quite sure how Labour encourages being a pisshead. If over a decade of Tory incompetence and corruption hasn’t turned you to drink, not sure there’s anything Labour can do.
     
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  6. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  9. YourIdiotSon

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    Basic cognitive mixups . You’re ****ed America .


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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    Mercedes <laugh>

    Mexico and Egypt I can sort of understand, I mean they border each other <laugh>

    Jesus wept, I ****ing give up on politicians.
     
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  11. YourIdiotSon

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    Ours are incompetent and/or corrupt self serving twats

    the yanks have same with added dementia!

    The spin around it will be Mercedes is a pet name and exactly what you said , eh Joe is thinking a lot about border issues !
     
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  12. Easter Road 1980

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    No wonder Russia, China, North Korea et al just ****ing piss themselves looking at The West <laugh>
     
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  13. YourIdiotSon

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    yip

    two old dears you wouldn’t give the remote to running to be president

    a basket case of asset stripping bastard who don’t look outside of London v a flip flopping spineless knight
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

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    It would be ****ing hilarious if it wasn't so tragic <ok>
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    If only he'd said Stormy
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It was all over the day Sadiq turned Westminster Cathedral into a mosque iirc.
     
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    Sun or moon?
     
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  18. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Some people would have used the edge of a plastic card to scrape the windscreen.

    I often see cars go by with sad old creatures hanging their heads out the windows – not normally human though... actually that might still cover you.
     
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  19. Bwood_Ranger

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    Whoooooa give this guy a medal because that was a headshot.
     
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  20. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I claim nothing; have not used any resources in years. My father is off to an NHS eye clinic next week so when I drive him there (he is virtually blind), I will tell him you said he should drop dead. He is a Labour voter so Dame Kelly will be a vote down.
     
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