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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Bwood_Ranger

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    Fabulous Brighton. Toby and I are doing a tequila rose bar crawl tonight.
     
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    And yet your very post of the day is to respond to someone and claim you’re in there head 24/7/365.

    You genuinely are a gift <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. DMD

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    And yet your very post of the day is to respond to someone and claim you’re in there[sic] head 24/7/365. Pretty much like the bulk of the rest of your posts. <laugh><laugh>

    You really are one of the thickest of the already extremely thick lefties.
     
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  4. Toby

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    He's just happy anyone bothers to interact with him, even if they're calling him a boring ****.

    He lives a sad, empty, lonely life :frown:
     
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  5. DMD

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    Fancy trying to claim an exciting night in the clubs, and posting at a time when the clubs are only just warming up. <laugh>
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

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    A proper night is warming up for a few hours with the Brexit-supporting Eastern European hotties with a few ales in the pub before dragging someone off the street screaming into an alleyway at 3am. Kids today don’t know how to party.
     
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  7. DMD

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    ^^^^^^

    Reveals yet more of his kid related fantasies. :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Weird comment, he said fun not exciting, and are you suggesting you can’t enjoy yourself with the mrs at a club till the early hours? Well you can’t obviously as yours ****ed off.
     
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  9. Toby

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    ^^^^Was sitting alone on the sofa in his piss-stained y-fronts

    You think you can teach me anything about going out? Jesus ****ing Christ <laugh>
     
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    The fact we had to leave the Airbnb at 10am was a proper mood-killer <laugh>
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    I’m not the one claiming you’re in others heads 24/7 which was the point. You failing to understand that is what makes you special <laugh>
     
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  13. DMD

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    ****ing hell, the lefty ****wits are fizzing at having their little fantasy bubble popped yet again. <laugh>

    Why do they keep doing this to themselves. They're self wumming posters. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  14. Bwood_Ranger

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    Those looking in are chuckling at their FEEBLE attempts.
     
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    You only die once trumps you only live twice.

    Will it save the NHS millions? Surely most of the remaining vulnerable will outlive the Communist Health Service.

    Really they need them to all sell their houses and go into care homes first as that will free up housing for illegal immigrants and the taxman can grab some of the proceeds to fund benefits for illegal immigrants until they get their bike and start work for Deliveroo/Just Eats/Uber Eats.
     
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    <laugh> I was not aware that they had seals on Brighton beach...
     
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    It is surely much harder than this...
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