Was musing with BH yesterday about Bristol. He said it was a sithole but looked it up on internet and I am taken. Possibility of a job there which is appealing. It's not far from Bath either which I have always wanted to visit, it looks beautiful. Any thoughts? No WUMS please.
It's a ****hole. Full of scum who sound like that annoying character off of Little Britain. Vicky whatever it is. On the plus side, it gives you easy access to other parts of the west country like Bath and Devon etc. There's a row of ****y houses on top of a hill. That's where YeOlde lives
I'd bring an air of distinction and culture though. Im sure you peasants would appreciate that. The close proximity of Bath is the clincher though. Besides fudbucket you could take me out for a curry.
Blue Gas, is the cider boat still about? Cant remember its exact name but was good to have a pint down there when the sun was out
It's also not far from God's country - Crawley, my birthplace. Somehow it seems right to be coming home.
Bristol is lovely ER.....you should leave Aberdeen as soon as possible. In fact don't even pack up, just do a flit tonight without telling anyone. You could cancel your account on here too. Do us all a massive ****ing favour.
No. I haven't even been offered the position yet. Sometimes I am a bit economical with the truth. England is better than Scotchland though. All scottishers are parochial and unbelievably intolerant and aggressive.
You lot of ****s need to stay away from my beautiful city. Don't need you chavy ****s ****ing it up for us
