I read in our press that Bristol is thinking of leaving the commonwealth and becoming a republic. They think that they'll.....................no, wait a minute, that was Jamaica. Damn. All those black faces had me confused!!
can't believe you used the word "black" brisbane. In this time of political correctness gone mad, you are well advised to use more non-offensive words like "nigrita", "spade", "spook" or my favourite one - "sambo".
And, if anyone questions you, say in your native country that word is acceptable and still shows respect... Anyone going to make the ceremonious 1000th thread on the Millwall board?