A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mateâs cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you? Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day. Wife, with a smile blushing Yes, I remember that my Love. Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next door to that shop. Wife, with a smile blushing Yes, I remember that my Love. Husband: Well, I'm in the Pub next door to that shop.
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, when you were 16? ...And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied, her eyes welling with tears. "Well, I would have been free today."
