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Bring On The JCB!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tamerlo, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Tamerlo

    Tamerlo Well-Known Member

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    Bring on the JCB to dig us out of this mess...

    Apply for tickets...can’t get them for love nor money.
    Olympic only lanes....32 mile tail-backs and people can’t get to work.
    8000 torches @two million......one would have done the job.
    Unused corporate tickets to be resold.....another lie.
    Thousands of empty seats and 120,000 tickets unreturned from abroad....50,000 being held back by Agencies ready to rip people off.
    Parents of competitors turned away ....nobody knows where the tickets are.
    Olympic flame goes out last night....it needed moving!
    After Cycling Road Race fiasco, today’s sailing coverage abominable...80% of camera angles were not aligned properly to the course.
    Can JCB pull us out of this mess ..Johnson, Coe, and Beckham?
    As for their promised “Gold Rush,” bring back Charlie Chaplin and his liquorice boots.... but tell him to give JCB a good kicking before he eats them!
     
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  2. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Balls. Josephy Cyril Bamford
     
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  3. Tamerlo

    Tamerlo Well-Known Member

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    Joe'd do a damn sight better job than that JCB trio.
     
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  4. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Have you a big cock ?
     
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    West Hendon <doh>
     
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  7. irishgreen

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    The Black Lion, Kilburn high road, no junkies there <ok>
     
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