Being serious though, I think something is already going on in the background. We are a club that always finishes strongly, yet here we are falling apart in March. I wonder if the team already know David Brent is going, or know he will go, if he doesn't get top 4 and FA cup, and are making that happen. It really seems strange that we are misfiring to this extent, for no reason.
I think David Brent has to go, or he has to come out and blame the real culprit for the following list:
Lambert - Why buy him, if he is too old and **** to get a game?
Balotelli - Why buy him, if he is too barking mad to follow instructions?
Hendo, Turtle & bong boy - ****ty contract situation, who let them drag on like this - unless we don't want them?
Mankilla - failure or not given a fair crack?
Joe Allen - Keeps getting a game?
Borini - no one told him to **** off at Christmas - Who gave him false hope - who then makes his life hell for not going?
Moreno - after almost a full season he is keeping his arms behind his back
Sturridge - went to the US to sort out his injury....and what?
David Brent taking a mid season holiday in Rome with his new Bird? I mean....???!!!???