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Breasts

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by safc73, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. safc73

    safc73 Active Member

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    You might of seen this before, I hadn't............

    There are many types of breasts out there, but until now, many people experienced problems communicating what particular breasts were like until now...

    . . Itty bitty titties

    ()() Little breasts

    (.)(.) Nice breasts

    (o)(o) Perfect breasts

    (D)(D) Bullets

    (O)(O) Handful breasts

    (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts

    \o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts

    [o][o] Breasts during a mammogram

    * ^ * Flat chest

    (+0(+0) Fake silicone breasts

    (*)(*) High nipple breasts

    (@)(@) Big nipple breasts

    oo A cups

    {O}{O} D cups

    (^)(^) Cold breasts

    (<)(<) Perky breasts

    (o)(O) Lopsided breasts

    (Q)(O) Pierced breasts

    (p)(p) Hanging tassels breasts

    (-)(-) Flat against the shower door breasts

    lollol Android breasts

    ($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts

    (ooo) Total Recall breasts (she had three!)

    (O)A(O) Tit ****ed breasts



    Before you ask...... no I'm not trying to make a tit out of myself
     
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  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Guest

    Bra sizes are done in letters for a reason,
    A- absent
    B- barley visible
    C- canny
    D- delightful
    E- enormous
    F- fantastic
    FF- ****in fake.
     
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  3. Your choice

    Your choice Member

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    Caught myself chuckling at the Total recall one.
     
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  4. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    You missed one mate, I added it for you. <ok>
     
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  5. Do the Asamoah Dance

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    ^^ Good effort
     
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  6. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    Barton's Tache = BIG TIT

    lOL Bart
     
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  7. safc73

    safc73 Active Member

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    Cheers MR..... how could I have missed that one!
     
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  8. davrosFTM

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    Ah see they're selling bras in the craas clubshop.
    Black strap on one side, white strap on the other side.......and nee cups :)
     
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  9. jerseymackem

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    <laugh> brilliant!
     
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  10. safc73

    safc73 Active Member

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    bit of advice for fat Mike............ pies are just like tits............ones not enough and three are to many........
     
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