...Granted, only inasmuch that every football fan in the country has passed wind at a game....that maybe isn't going their way....yeah? My question is, why oh why do women have to do it too eh?
What Masky? Go to games or break wind? If the latter, you should know by now that women only do SBD's and then blame the bloke next to them. By the way, your icon has the wind coming out of the wrong body exits.
It doesn't only happen at football games Masky, although this is football related. Had just driven back last Friday from spending a week chill out break in rural Bucks. It was about 7.30pm when we got in and I said City were on the box playing Blackpool and I was going to watch it. That upset the wife a bit as we had to empty the car, but what the hell - I can put up with that sort of s**t no problem. The wife's sister was with us and she said she felt like a sit down herself for half an hour so joined me in the lounge. On went the TV and the match started. After about 10 minutes she said, I'm going to lie down on the sofa for a while (to be honest after watching the game I wished I'd done the same). No probs I said, and the wife carried on doing her martyr act getting things in from the car. The sister in law had obviously dropped off to sleep and I had the TV volume down low as a result. All of a sudden, there was a mighty "THWAAAARRRRPPPPP" from the sofa just as the wife was passing by the lounge door. Of course I got the blame and was shouted at for being a filthy beast. I must admit I did laugh thinking it couldn't get any worse - and then Blackpool scored.
She said, I'm going to lie down on the sofa for a while (to be honest after watching the game I wished I'd done the same) At the same time? Big sofa? And you would then have really been in trouble!!!!
Come on now Bluey - I just meant dozing off mate. Don't start putting ideas in my head - I get enough of them already without your help..........
Just Imagine getting caught on the sofa with your sister-in-law...you'd have been right in the THWAAAARRRRPPPPP!
sparky if you do get dirty thoughts about bumming the sister in law>>..remember.........................the fart in the living room and that will surely clarify the fact she really isnt all that glitters is gold....... this thread stinks masky fair do`s bro ps ....dont let the little head rule over the big head is my tip of the day
aber - it bore all the hallmarks of an involuntary fart so it doesn't count. Had it been deliberate, I'd have expected an apology and an admission of guilt. As it was, I took the flak and she got away with it. I am waiting for the debt to be repaid.........
I was 18 before i heard any woman fart. My mam always told me that women don't do such a thing...I grew up believing that until i got married and i had to check my new wife was not really a transvestite when i first heard he fart But what really BLEW me away was my first experience of a Fanny fart. I thought what the **** i married a bloody alien... that's what you get for having a sheltered childhood...
