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Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Tioga River, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Tioga River

    Tioga River Member

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    Rangers to be Reinstated into the Ramsden Cup.

    Following an investigation into dual contracts at Queen of the South.


    Apparently, their keeper is a brickie, their captian a butcher, and their main-striker is a lollipop man...

    ...more to follow, follow... <ok>




    shamelessly stolen from a work mate (and pasted from another forum)
    <laugh>
     
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  2. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure this was on here about 2 hours ago.

    Fail.
     
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  3. Fernando Macho

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    i thought Rangers were dead though....dont you mean Sevco?
     
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  4. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>

    Yet another one not sticking to the script.
     
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  5. Fernando Macho

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    We're either Sevco or Rangers...they cannae have it both ways.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That is because most of the fenian bastards can't read.
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> **** off Gerard ...
     
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  8. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    Yet you never noticed his spelling error!
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I noticed more than one thing wrong with his post, but I have given up on teaching the unwashed the beauties of the English language, you lot never learn.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Alright Pud?!
     
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  11. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No bad Gerard ...

    Hows yersel?

    My Mrs isnae talking to me from weekend... got pished n made a **** of masel!
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Happens to the best of us mate, I tried to behave myself last weekend as my mum was over, but after I left her home I went out and got into a fight with a ****ing Arab and I can 100% say it wasn't my fault, although eyewitnesses say the Arab was calling me a racist, so, now that I think about it, I might not have been totally innocent, i may or may not have said something to him to start the whole thing!
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    You ever see the **** Craig Whyte in Monaco?

    If you do, get him in a headlock.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Never seen him and when the news of him buying us over came out, I asked a few people if they had heard of him and nobody knew anything about him and not as if I was asking waitresses and barmen!
     
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  15. eric cartman

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    Charles green would disagree.
     
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