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breaking news aircraft has landed

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  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    so clairvoyant friend told me and is now hidden in trees-my hunch south korea north korea border
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Mar 18, 2014
  2. Mick

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    Praise the Lord!
     
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    <laugh> There you go Jonno and Courtney Love knew
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

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    A Not606 exclusive: you heard it here first, whether you'll get to hear it anywhere else only time can tell.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 18, 2014
  5. Hash.

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    jonno have you told the investigation team this info ? claim that bounty for yourself before these degenerates on here claim it. <ok>

    I wouldnt be bothered claiming it on ya because I dont like coconut .
     
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  6. jonathan acworth 71

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    just passing info from above
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Mar 18, 2014
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  8. Mick

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    If the plane approached 99.99% the speed of light time will have slowed down by 72x on board relative to what we experience on Earth - so 11 days for us would have only been 3.6 hours on board. Problem solved.
     
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  9. Hash.

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    ok ... im going to put my serious eddiesque hat on for a second.

    in october a nuke went missing in america (google it I cant be arsed) the nuke along with the m8ssing plane are going to be used in a false flag operation by the americans to blame either iran or syria and get support to put boots on the ground


    you read it here first
     
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    I hear that it's been playing centre-forward for Charlton in their last couple of games.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 19, 2014
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  14. Otto Flayshow

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    I heard that mentalist on the radio yesterday. He wants to buy the BBC. :huh:
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 19, 2014
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    Aye so he can turn the entire Network into a 24/7 live broadcast Noel's House Party with Fritzl style sex dungeons and footage of Edmonds laughing maniacally about Gately
     
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    Mr Blobby the replacement for Susanna Reid.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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    I see Kay Burley's been running feral round the airport with a pack of paps knocking worried relatives of the passengers to the ground and feasting on their warm cadavers.

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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 19, 2014
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    Sky News, they'll be blaming the disappearance on a Labour peer with a pocket full of Euros.
     
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    [video=youtube;8gpC2M9quUs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpC2M9quUs[/video]

    Always amuses me.
     
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  20. jonathan acworth 71

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    its connected with iran or korea i bet u
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Mar 19, 2014
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