Breakfast

Had Bran Flakes with banana and blueberries incase anyone was wondering

 

I was wondering.

 

So was I.

Cheers Trev I can get on with my day now

 

I don't normally eat breakfast.

Only when on holiday or offshore.

Think I shall start eating a healthy breakfast though.

Bought Alpen and Porridge.

 

any time bud

 

I bought Alpen (no added sugar ) and porridge yesterday

never had porridge in my life (still not btw)

 

My secret shame as a Scotsman is that I canny stand porridge. Don't tell anybody.

 

I hate porridge as a kid but for some strange reason liked Redy Brek, pretty much the same.

Think it was the effervescent radioactive orange glow that swung it for me.

 

Porridge is only edible if you add sugar (or tonnes of fruit, nuts and perhaps cinnamon.)

 

That's the gayest thing I ever heard.

 

some lads add salt

 

I had porridge wi' a bit of maple syrup in it to sweeten it up, followed by a great big cock washed down with lashings of spunk.

 

You don't put sugar on porridge ffs.

That's what the English do.

It's either salt or nothing for a true scotchman.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

****'s ****ing English

 

Aye.

 

Fuming. Some may say beeling, even.

 

****.

 

Sugar on porridge ffs.

What a raving homo.

 

calls himself a nationalist too

 

I am non national.

You have just outed yourself as an English wannabe. Hardly surprising considering you live in Edinburgh.