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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Tickler, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. Tickler

    Tickler Well-Known Member

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    When Messi runs at most defenders they feel fear flowing through their veins, but Titus's veins pump pure ice. He stands up to the Argentinian wannabe like a lion standing up to a stray, frightened puppy. Messi sees him, sees the fire in his eyes that contrasts with the ice in his veins, Messi hesitates, just for a second, but a second is all it takes and Titus charges through him like a bull, taking the ball first and leaving Messi on the floor than Gigg's brothers lasses knickers when she sees Phil Bardsley in a hotel room. Titus is a true warrior, a gladiator, a behemoth of the modern game and possibly the closest thing we have to Jesus Christ himself....


    Taken from FB page, I think it may be the greatest bit of literature I have ever read
     
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  2. DaveySAFC

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    Not_cricket Active Member

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    I wouldn't like to be called a behemoth because I am not big and ugly
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Well I'll concede that you are not big...<whistle>

    On a serious note, I know Titus had a reasonably successful first season for us, but I feel that this article might be going just a tad too far.
     
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  5. safc1978

    safc1978 Well-Known Member

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    I agree way to far i mean Giggs brothers lass doesnt wear knickers
     
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