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Bramble faces another sexual assualt charge...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    And I thought joining Sunderland would quench a man's thirst for wanting to get in with a group of ****s...
     
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  2. overseasTOON

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    Blimey.

    He really should stay at home and utilse porn more often.
     
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  3. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Explain??? Has he been caught again or is this a erm..................joke of some sort????
     
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  4. skalpel

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    Another?!
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    It's on BBC Sport scrolling on the top, not article as yet. The joke was mine though.
     
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  6. biggeordiedave

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    please log in to view this image
    ?
     
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  7. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    No means no Titus.
    Tut tut tut.

    he is the Suprise sex champ
     
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  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Oh Titus, not again
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport

    As you'll probably be aware, the BBC are generally the slowest at breaking news, because they have to check with everyone in the world (twice), if it's ok. And that's not even including the time they have to spend taping over Clarkson's mouth...
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    They should be quicker if the old 606 was anything to go by.

    Journo: Boss. A footballer is up on an assault charge!
    Editor: A footballer? Is it Gerrard?
    Journo: Nope
    Editor: Fine. Run it.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know a lass with personal experience of Mr Bramble. She mentioned his member being so big and thick she needed two hands to get round it. Oh and that he assaulted her regularly.



    Ok I made the last bit up.
     
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  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    *Ahhhhh reminisces fondly*

    I do remember a certain style...

    "Quick run this red top story... Wait, a poster on 606 is talking about it, well we'll ****ing be seeing about that... (in voice of Darleck) Mod-er-rate... Mod-er-rate!"
     
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  13. Speedo

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    I miss old 606. You got to write an article. Pretend you were a journalist. Better than a first thread on a post, in my opinion.

    I also like how creative will got with abuse. I once did an Acrostic poem which spelt **** OFF MODS. It didn't last long.
     
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  14. Amnesiac

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    You think after being caught twice he'd learn his lesson.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You think the shame of playing for the unwashed would be bad enough for any man. Not Titus.
     
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    <doh> ****ing amateur. Who gets caught three times?

    :bandit:
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Jan 5, 2012
  17. The Secret Ingredient

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    can't be a mackem lass they never say no to anything
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    This guy never learns!
     
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  19. nufc4life

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    agreed they are all slags love anyhole ,3 ups ,gangbangs . the lot
     
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    Haha...By the way, can't wait for the fat slags with their Virgin tops. Couldn't write it.
     
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    Moorsleymountainman, Jan 5, 2012
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