What the hell does one of him do? All these positions and I’m slowly beginning to feel sorry for Charnley
It's one of those positions that an enterprise of Newcastle Uniteds size probably doesn't ****ing need. A billion dollar corporation has a COO.
Who the **** is he? What will he do? Where is our DoF? He could have at least had a shave the scruffy munt.
Soon they'll be posting news of the nutritional tea ladies that are employed. It's all getting a bit daft now.