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Boundless Optimism - Borat style

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by 666 & Elmo, May 15, 2012.

  1. 666 & Elmo

    666 & Elmo New Member

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    I have to say I am boundlessly optimistic that next season, we are definitely (FACT) going to get promoted as champions.

    Why?

    1. We have the second coming of the new Messiah as our manager. He will get rid of all our dead wood, he will get all our best players to sign up on new contracts, he will bring in a brilliant blend of youngsters on new professional contracts, and he will dazzle potential players to come and join us before the end of May.

    2. Our Messianic Manager will then give every player a training regime for the coming weeks so that every one comes back 100% fit and raring to get into pre-season. This new team will gel together like no other team of brand new players ever has, and will be ready to annihalate every team with its silky fast attacking play, strong tackling, and superb defense from the first whistle.

    3. Our Messianic Manager is backed by God himself, none other than The Bent Snake. Now this guy will change the habits he has exhibited over the past few decades and will suddenly start pouring money into wages, breaking his cap, and splash out on exorbitant transfer fees to entice the best maverick players to the club. No matter that they may have had a massive relationship breakdown in a previous life with the Messiah, forgiveness is one of his strong points.

    4. Crowds will flock to LUFC to watch the new team, despite the sky high prices. Fans are fickle solely until the team starts playing really well, and then everyone will forget past troubles and tribulations and characters.

    5. By Christmas, LUFC will be 19 points clear. But contrary to previous history, the team will push on and win the Championship by extending their lead throughout the winter months.

    6. The Bent Snake and the Messiah will receive the keys to the kingdom of Leeds City.









    Not.
     
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  2. Simon21-LUFC

    Simon21-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    That's the spirit! ;)
     
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  3. Old Peacock

    Old Peacock Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm Glad to hear you have finally realised the future is bright, well done...
     
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  4. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    Keep taking them pills <ok>

    youll get better !!
     
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  5. BillysStatue

    BillysStatue Well-Known Member

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    Except for the NOT at the bottom of the article :)
     
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  6. Old Peacock

    Old Peacock Well-Known Member

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    We should have seen it coming!!!
     

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  7. 666 & Elmo

    666 & Elmo New Member

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    OP - the future is bright white! <magic>




    Naaaht. Yeeet.
     
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  8. 666 & Elmo

    666 & Elmo New Member

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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo






    se.
     
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  9. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Elmo,

    Hope Marko spots that 'not' at the end of the post, or else you're dead meat!
     
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  10. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    fortunately jock, I am capable of noticing sarcasm. He wouldn't have needed the not for me to know he was satirising people like you.
     
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  11. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    You may be able to notice Elmo's sarcasm, but what about mine?
     
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  12. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't sarcasm, was a smart ass snide comment.
     
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  13. Josh-LUFC

    Josh-LUFC Well-Known Member

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    When we are 19 points clear at christmas im bringing this thread back
     
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  14. 666 & Elmo

    666 & Elmo New Member

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    And when we implode by the end of the season and fail to get in the play-offs, I'll bring it back again Josh <ok>
     
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