I have to say I am boundlessly optimistic that next season, we are definitely (FACT) going to get promoted as champions. Why? 1. We have the second coming of the new Messiah as our manager. He will get rid of all our dead wood, he will get all our best players to sign up on new contracts, he will bring in a brilliant blend of youngsters on new professional contracts, and he will dazzle potential players to come and join us before the end of May. 2. Our Messianic Manager will then give every player a training regime for the coming weeks so that every one comes back 100% fit and raring to get into pre-season. This new team will gel together like no other team of brand new players ever has, and will be ready to annihalate every team with its silky fast attacking play, strong tackling, and superb defense from the first whistle. 3. Our Messianic Manager is backed by God himself, none other than The Bent Snake. Now this guy will change the habits he has exhibited over the past few decades and will suddenly start pouring money into wages, breaking his cap, and splash out on exorbitant transfer fees to entice the best maverick players to the club. No matter that they may have had a massive relationship breakdown in a previous life with the Messiah, forgiveness is one of his strong points. 4. Crowds will flock to LUFC to watch the new team, despite the sky high prices. Fans are fickle solely until the team starts playing really well, and then everyone will forget past troubles and tribulations and characters. 5. By Christmas, LUFC will be 19 points clear. But contrary to previous history, the team will push on and win the Championship by extending their lead throughout the winter months. 6. The Bent Snake and the Messiah will receive the keys to the kingdom of Leeds City. Not.
fortunately jock, I am capable of noticing sarcasm. He wouldn't have needed the not for me to know he was satirising people like you.
And when we implode by the end of the season and fail to get in the play-offs, I'll bring it back again Josh
