But yet, in reality, I consider myself to be Scottish just like Higgsy and Roddy. Them's the rules according to the Ayrshire **** and Baldothespastic. And let's face it my parents are Scottish and only Fingers and the bent copper have spent longer in Scotland than my good self. So there you have it, I'm more Scottish than all but two on here. 45 years being a Scotchy and I have Scotch blood in me. You cannot argue with Tarquin's twisted logic. Tattie (no offence) Bye ST. Time for you to vamoose after being schooled by the Oirish yet again.
Wonder if the Scotch government will do me the honour of bestowing a meal dedicated to myself after single handedly keeping the country afloat with the production of oil and gas over the last 25 years. Perhaps Lorne sausage rolls with broon sauce, the epitome of fine Scotch dining. That or Stovies anyway.
Sorry Nige you're ENGLISH and a **** . Win the nobel prize and you can be SCOTTISH . However you'll always be a **** .
You're wrong spastic I'm afraid. I'm as scottish as the Geordie dog raping ****. Your terms ***** twat.