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Born South Of The Border

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    But yet, in reality, I consider myself to be Scottish just like Higgsy and Roddy.

    Them's the rules according to the Ayrshire **** and Baldothespastic.

    And let's face it my parents are Scottish and only Fingers and the bent copper have spent longer in Scotland than my good self.

    So there you have it, I'm more Scottish than all but two on here. 45 years being a Scotchy and I have Scotch blood in me.

    You cannot argue with Tarquin's twisted logic.

    Tattie (no offence) Bye ST. Time for you to vamoose after being schooled by the Oirish yet again.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    Old man.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do you prefer scottish women?
     
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  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Narcissistic old **** needs his own thread to tell us this?
     
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  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    ER loves going South of the Border.

    Tae gam dudes.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Short arse beelin' yet again.

    Tragic.
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if the Scotch government will do me the honour of bestowing a meal dedicated to myself after single handedly keeping the country afloat with the production of oil and gas over the last 25 years.

    Perhaps Lorne sausage rolls with broon sauce, the epitome of fine Scotch dining. That or Stovies anyway.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Partial to a bit of brown sauce on your sausage?
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No, but his boyfriend is.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'll take your word for it that you get square penises.

    You'll know best.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    apology accepted.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I won't be trying to bang my square peg into your round hole.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No but Toby will oblige.
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sorry Nige you're ENGLISH and a **** .

    Win the nobel prize and you can be SCOTTISH .

    However you'll always be a **** .:biggrin:
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    You're wrong spastic I'm afraid.

    I'm as scottish as the Geordie dog raping ****.

    Your terms ***** twat.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    See . Telt ye . Defo a ****
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ER was born in Mexico?
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ? Wit you on about "my terms" dementia Dave ?
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Christ, you are thick sonny.
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    El ****o ?
     
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