Got to be done. The snivelling runt is probably hanging (was going to say clinging but didn't want to cause offence by association) on to his bed post crying for Mummy as he doesn't want to leave No. 10. Head stuck firmly up ar$e and fiddling like Nero as Rome burns. I can only guess what Boris is fiddling with. Send in the SAS to crow bar him out!!! Hope he's toast before lunch as he's lasted past breakfast.
Breaking - Boris will resign today (from the Beeb) Confirmed there will be a new Prime Minister after the summer recess.
Its been an interesting watch. It's been evident for some time that everything Boris does is about him. To hell with the country, to hell with individuals as long as he has the trappings of high office. He will and has said anything and everything that he thought would keep him in office. An egotistical narcissist. Just hope a new PM can be found to stabilise government and drag the country out of the gutter. A big ask. We don't seem to have the heavyweight politicians of yesteryear. Ben Wallace would be my man.
Put much more eloquently than me. I go for a 45 minute run and the mofo says he will announce his resignation later. Can't even do that in a straightforward way. No Sparks, I don't like him, never have and never will. He is a self inflated buffoon and is proof that people are gullible and easily conned. I wouldn't pi$$ on him if he was on fire or give him the skin off my sh1t. People say he would be a good bloke to go for a drink with. WTF, the twat wouldn't stand his round, probably go to the bog when it was his turn. I would only drink with him if he was drinking arsenic. He gives ar$eholes a bad name. Can he take Dopey Drakeford and Wee Jimmie Krankie in Scotland with him? Poor excuses for humans all of them. Rant over.......for now.
AND he wants to stay on until a new leader is appointed. NO. GET HIM OUT NOW. He'll be fuming that he didn't last as long as Theresa May.
It most certainly is a world gone mad. Popularism and dictatorship are at extreme, opposing ends of the spectrum and yet the legacy of both is hugely similar.
Hahahaha. It's a good question but the very inclusion of the word "organise" in relation to BJ, makes it unlikely.
I see Boris selecting his new team from his substitutes. I thought you were only allowed 5 this season........
He was fully briefed on the rules, but didn't imediately recall it having been done. There have been no changes. I have been repeatedly assured no changes have been made. Some changes were made, but I wasn't there. I'm outraged. Ah, sorry. I will make changes to ensure no future changes are made
