There's woman at my work ... I swear this is true, she actually has the sad sad ****ing sad ancient sticker at her work station thats reads: "You don't have to be mad to work here ... but it helps" Come on tae ****. She has another saying: "to save time ... let's assume that I know everything" I'm getting my own version printed saying: "you don't have to be a boring **** to work here ... oh wait a minute, yes you do." I'm also getting a large handgun.
That's nearly as bad as those wummin who have mugs or signs saying "I've found something that can do the work of 10 men. A woman!" Aye, ****ing hysterical (and so ****ing untrue!)
In my BT days my boss had a sign on his desk.... "THE BOSS ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT BUT HE'S ALWAYS THE BOSS" He had a matching mug. What a ****er
There is a company over here that hires out skips ( or dumpsters as they are also known) after seeing their logo I got a mate of mine who works in construction to get me one of the companies coffee mugs. " Dial A Dump " 2
My mate had a mug of a model stamnding and when it had hot coffe in it her dress disappeared! Someone actually complained to HR! He was to remove it! So, he got a stripper pen - ie fully clothed burd, turn it upside down, naked!
