Bored !! Get yer "quotes" in here. :)

Watching Sparta v Liverpool what a bore fest, I was hoping that smoke bomb would stop the match.

Anyway stick your favourite footy quotes in here.

Here are a few of my fav's.

A reporter asks Gordon Strachan for a quick word.
Strachan says, "Velocity" then walks away.

"Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better." Shankly.

“Newcastle have been very unlucky with injuries this season. The players keep recovering.” Shack.

"My eyesight started to go and I took up refereeing." Neil Midgley.

 

George Best - "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

 

I would LOVE-IT, LOVE-IT (keegans breakdown!!)

Lol Bart

 

Footballer to Clive "The Book" Thomas - "what would you do if I called you a ****?" Thomas - "I'd send you off". Player - "what if I thought you were a ****?" Thomas - "can't do anything about what you think". Player - "I think you're a ****". Apparently, he never got sent off.

 

Best quote EVER mate, my lass got me a birthday card with it on last year, quality

 

Mick Channon: "We've got to get bodies into the box! The French do it, the Italians do it." Clough: "Even educated fleas do it."

 

Brilliant!

 

Classic

 

For quoting at me!

"Sunderland is eating penis always!"

jajajajaja

 

Yawn....

 

- come back when you think of something that isn't pointless little boy.

 

interviewer to peter crouch, 'what would you have been if you were not a football player
crouchies answer 'probably a virgin'

12 kevin ball c/b mid 388appearances 27 goals

 

BALLY!!

As a young un, every shirt i had had 6, the Ball 6 on the back, keep Phillips (of course i loved him too, but...), Bally is my all time Sunderland legend.

 

as a young lad i dreamed of playing for sunderland, however a knee injury curtailed that before it got off the ground, now i have the most up to the minute news source out there

 

What a tool you are !

 

No you don't, silly.

The SMB is NOT the most up to date source, and most of it is made up to start with

 

Bobby Robson - We never underestimated them, they were just better than we thought a classic..

 

thats a mag quote pal?

 

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much." - Cantona (wtf!!??)

“Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.” - Doug Plank

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country." - Ian Rush

"f you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we've got her in the taxi." - Ian Holloway

 

It's actually an England quote you muppet