Book corner with Jimmy Dunbar

Anyone else reading "50 shades of grey"?

It certainly gets the old juices flowing in the nether regions.

Panty puddles all round.

 

No.

 

No. Take it you borrowed it from the wife?

 

my wife started reading it, says its piss poor , sad, soft porn sex for people who have a crap sex life......she`s not finished it yet right enough

 

My good lady has been pestering me for sex on school nights because of this book

Needless to say, I had to oblige, but warned her that her shoe allowance would have to be cut.

 

me and kirsten are startin it tomorrow night, she's been dyin to read it so her pal lindsey gave her it cos she's finished it

 

If I read a specific type of scud book I'm a bad man. She reads that book and it's OK. Women

 

Life is like a penis. Hanging around minding ones own business. Then women come along and make it hard.

 

Fixed by fan

 

You do realise that traces of Lindsey's love juices could be on the pages.

You got any pics of Kirsten?

 

****in hell, I have joined a episode of Loose Women!

 

i sure do and if yous behave and stop pickin on me all the time i'll post

 

cos i live in scotland

 

PM me one, or just give me her second name and I'll befriend her on Facebook.

 

You can work out your own ghetto name with this handy guide

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But, my favourite ghetto name goes to this wee honey

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cant get on fb in work

speakin of books im readin the song of ice and fire series (game of thrones) on the 3rd book, epic stuff

 

There's a Scottish version just out - 50 shades of Whyte - everybody gets ****ed

 

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